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Tuesday, July 26, 2011

Welcome Back!!!

Monday, men all over the country were screaming and yelling out of pure happiness for one reason, the NFL is back. For that past few months men (and some women) were slowly going crazy, the thought of a year without football would be like having to listen to Rebecca Black sing "Friday" for 4 months straight, it is enough to make you jump off of a bridge.

As owners and players fought over the tiny amount of 9 billion dollars, fans were slowly trying to come up with excuses as to why they can't do yard work or go grocery shopping on Sundays. But luckily everything was sorted out this passed Monday and all day Tuesday teams were cutting players and negotiating with free agents. In less than 2 months the NFL will be in full swing and be right back where it belongs in the world of sports, right on top.

Fans can now breath a sigh of relief, everything important in life has been restored. Sundays are once again an entire day of bliss, where nothing can bring you down (unless of course you are a Raiders fan, then it doesn't really matter because life can't get any worse). So I say to all of the NFL fans out there in the great words of Hank Williams Jr. "Are you ready for some football?"

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